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Typical McCarney weekend (courtesy of Andy Axford):

Friday day get up at 6 to catch the train to London - suck up to boss, say yah a lot.
Train fare & snacks - 50 quid
Friday evening come back home with Cathy - snuggle up with vid & famous Mos pizza
Pizza & vid - 20 quid
Saturday - go to the gym to build upper body strength so the arms hang better
Gym fees - 20 quid
Sat pm - go and watch Brighton play footy
Footy - 20 quid
Meal & Beers in Brighton restaurant
Meal & Beers - 100 quid (you get to pay for Cathy as well)
Sunday - Naff Caff for breaky & newspapers
Brekky 10 quid
Sunday pm - toss it off a bit perhaps go for burn in the country in new car
Petrol - 20 quid
Sunday night - give into Sushi fetish and get big tray from Waitrose
Sushi - 20 quid
Total Standard weekend 260 quid

Alternative:

Get up with smile on your face because you're not going to work
Smile - free
Meet the boys for a cheeky beer at Gatwick
Cheeky beer from the kitty
Arrive in sunny Spain all set for some golf
Smile - free
Arrive at course and get served english breakfast on a sunny balcony
Contented feeling from the kitty
Soaring 7 iron lands by the pin
Satisfaction - free
19th hole beer & chat about the round
Laugh from the kitty
Football in the town square - showing the Spaniards the way
Headers & Volleys - free
Posh irish bars - nice sofas & Guinness
the Craic from the kitty
Thumbing a lift from a new Roller
the laugh - free
Eyeing up a gold hummer
wow - free
Stilettto in hole in pavement accident
class - free
Chilling out on the gin palace Fun Loving Criminals styley
cool - free
More great golf
Oh well - from the kitty
Wine & Tapas anyone?
Laugh - from the kitty
Tapdancing on the tables of the poshest restaurant in town
it doesn't get better - free
"I bet she's Dutch"
pyschic - free
Life is life!
let's show them! - free
Sunday morning - beautiful weather and course
yeah! from the kitty
GPS in the buggies!
Wow! from the kitty
Boy do those tires screech
More laughs from the kitty
Please could we play on your professional football field?
Yes of course sir - free
Total Weekend with the boys 600 quid
Value priceless